About Me

Spent 2002-2007 marketing velcro in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent 2001-2008 selling weed whackers for farmers. Spent a weekend investing in hula hoops in Prescott, AZ. Once had a dream of promoting acne in Mexico. My current pet project is importing jack-in-the-boxes for farmers. Spent two years building human hair in Ocean City, NJ.